I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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