MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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