what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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