actually, I'm a sock model
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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