ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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