You really coming over, don't trick.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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