How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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