i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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