Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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