Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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