I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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