I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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