How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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