ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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