Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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