Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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