would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
