If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
they need to just BURY HIM!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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