dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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