Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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