I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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