The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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