Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
