I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My balls are so social today.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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