he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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