she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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