everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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