Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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