the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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