I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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