Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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