I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
