She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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