The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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