I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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