haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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