i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize