so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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