i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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