do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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