Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
