Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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