did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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