Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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