i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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