He had one of those small greek statue penises
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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