Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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