What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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