do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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