hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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