Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
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