but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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