we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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