he was CRYING into my vagina
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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